Seriously, total pussy

Now this is a tough guy!

The latest grand debate around the studio these days is who is tougher, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood?  Our new freelancer Jelani is giving us the hard sell on old Chuck but come on…  That guy is a total pussy, a pansie, a mamaluka coiled around his mommy’s leg.  Clearly, I’m unabashedly in support of Clint Eastwood.  I think Tommy may be too young to know either of these old farts but my suspicion is that Jess is on my side.  I can’t even see how you can argue against this, just look at Clint Eastwood.  You can scrub pots with that guy’s face.  Not just now that he’s old and wiry but even when he was young and well… wiry.  When Clint Eastwood gives a bad guy the stare down, you just want to crawl under the seat.  When Chuck Norris gives the stare down, well let’s just say he’s like that sad dad that teenagers walk all over like alpha dogs in a hen’s nest.  It’s like saying whose cooler Huey Lewis or Morrissey?  Oh no, hope I haven’t opened a new debate for next week…